sluttyoliveoil:

when you type something REALLY fast and youre sure you made a typo but you didnt

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disrespectfuljezebel:

So every time anyone questions me on anything I’m responding with “Do you see these titties? You know damn straight I’m a grown ho!” From now until forever

spinneretsystems:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

timemistressofthetardis:

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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This took a pleasant turn

so wait 
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED  

It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.

happiest:

have u ever been in that situation when u have to give advice to the person you love about the person they love

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

phantamxrose:

kvotheunkvothe:

consulting-catlady:

universalpotatochip:

universalpotatochip:

My stomach growled super loud in French omg

I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak French. It growled in French class I apologize

bonjour

le growl

hon hon hon feed me a baguette

Why do I even go on this website

averypopularfailure:

So i got my friend to start reading the intern and… 

dont-touch-the-drumstix

CHARGE YOUR FUCKIN PHONE U SACK OF HORSE SHIT

averypopularfailure:

So i got my friend to start reading the intern and…

dont-touch-the-drumstix

CHARGE YOUR FUCKIN PHONE U SACK OF HORSE SHIT

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